random things i hate

there are a few things in this world, and i sware they were just put on EARTH to bug me. yeesh.

1. puzzles-good heavens i could go on about this for HOURS. they are so stupid! when i start to do one, instead of feeling relaxed like you should feel when you do a puzzle, i just end up wanting to take each individual piece and shred it. and after shredding it, burn them. and then take the ashes, put them on the ground, and stomp on them until they are no longer visible! they are such a waste of time! bah.

2. corn-just the smell of corn makes me start to dry heave. each kernal is a yellow piece of the devil. one time, my mom made me eat my corn, so i puked it up like 5 minutes later. and...i had just eaten pink jell-o right before. she had to clean it up, and needless to say, she has not made me eat corn since. i usually will try new things and am not super picky, but corn, i will not eat.

3. jeans without back pockets-ok, i thought the point of pants is to help us make our backside look a little smaller, a little trimmer, a little better. having no back pockets is like sticking a magnifying glass up to your butt all day. plus it looks trashy. no back pockets=big butt/ugly.

4. the phrase "same-dif"-please please please please do not ever say this around me. one, it makes no sense. same and difference are opposites. you dont put them together. two, you sound like one of those fifth graders that wears skinny jeans and black nail polish. its the dumbest phrase-and im pretty sure you loose IQ points each time you say it.

5. stalker texters-if i dont text you back, its not because i didnt get it. well, once in a while it happens but most of the time i get your texts. im not texting back because: a) im busy. im doing something that MORE IMPORTANT than texting you. b) i cant find my phone. this happens often-i set it down and walk away alot. when i find it, ill get back to you. thanks c) i dont want to talk to you. im ending the conversation by not saying anything back. capiche? d) i just got trampled by a army of unicorns-and they kicked my phone out of reach while they tied me up in shackles made of tree vines.

ok, the last one hasn't happened yet-but its just a forewarning, in case it does.

ill get back to you if i want to and if i have the time. if i want to talk to you, ill text you. :)

ok i sounded like a brat there. i usually want to talk to everyone-but i dont want texting to be my LIFE. so stop double sending messages.

6. when people forget to turn their blinker off-jeez! i cant tell if you want to switch lanes, or if you think its just funny to freak everyone out. turn your blinker OFF once you switch lanes. if throws traffic off. ok maybe doesn't throw traffic off, but it irks me. turn it off. thank you.

7. unmade beds-this is just one of those things i was born disliking. a pet peeve. i missed the bus weekly in middle school because my bed had to be made. alot of times on saturdays, ill made my bed, then decide to go back to sleep. then make it again. i just LOVE the look of a neatly made bed. yeah yeah, your going to mess it up again. but thats the fun.

have a nice day