The Anatomy of a Sugar Binge

Sugar Binges, more common to women than to men, are a much more powerful force than previously imagined. Some source of brains, though it cannot be proven, must be the driving force for these peculiar cravings-they tend to show up during your period, when you are already bloated, or during the holiday season. Or maybe thats just because there is an endless supply, it seems, at your fingrtips. Either way, the thick, sugar-coated membranes of these strange binges are hard to fight off. The strongest immune system is not strong enough to completely break through these membranes. The cell walls have been rumored to consist of a mix between milk and dark chocolate, (cream cheese filling between the walls) though no evidence has been found. The best way to fight off these strange cells-we wish to call them virus but evidence is to the contrary-is to sucumb to them. Yes, let them take over. You will expirience an increase in desire for food, a desire that is never satisfied, no matter how many cream cheese truffles and gingerbread men you have managed to shove down your gullet. Eventually, however, you will become a little restless, irritable, possibly even sick, and the binge will work it's way out.