prom night.

so...i go to prom. dance the night away. yeah yeah..all that good stuff. actually it was really fun.

so i come home at like 1230 am and my house is toilet papered!! like everywhere.

my aunt and uncle are visiting and you cant see their escalade in the driveway..its even woven carefully in the spokes. its insanely... everywhere. so parker, being the best prom date ever, helps me clean it up. there is one piece that keeps going...oh no! the backyard is trashed too. the picnic table, the trees, and trampoline, its like a snowfall for those on exlax. i was up so late cleaning it up..but not before you buried me in some of it.

and i find out it was the guy i said no to for prom! because parker asked first. sorry dude.

the end.